/* TEAM */
Chef & Cult Leader: Probably Useless Team
Site: https://probablyuseless.site
Twitter: @probablyuseless
Contact: hello@probablyuseless.site
Location: The Internet

/* THANKS */
Thanks to everyone making questionable life decisions daily.
And the group chat that didn't stop you from texting your ex.
Special nod to late-night grocery shoppers and impulse cart-fillers.

/* SITE */
Last update: 2026-09-27
Language: English, Hindi (Devanagari & Hinglish), Afghan Dari (Farsi)
Standards: HTML5, CSS3, ES6+, W3C, Schema.org
Software: React 19, Tailwind CSS, Lucide Icons, FastAPI, Vercel
Typography: Anton, DM Sans, IBM Plex Mono, Noto Sans Devanagari, Noto Sans Arabic

/* NOTE */
Probably Useless is an entertainment comedy verdict engine.
Do not outsource serious medical, legal, or financial decisions to an entertainment website.