RANDOM RANDOM · INVENTING NONSENSE DILEMMAS

GIVE ME A RANDOM PROBLEM

Bored with your actual life problems? Let us manufacture an absurd, catastrophic, fabricated dilemma for you to solve.

COMMON SCENARIOS:
Neighbor thinks you are a professional DJ Accidentally liked a photo from 2019 Have $8 and somehow need to feed 3 people Sent a screenshot of a chat back to the person Trapped in an elevator with your dentist Accidentally joined a competitive rowing team

BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID

RULE #1

THE THERAPY OF RIDICULOUS SCENARIOS.

Sometimes your real dilemmas feel overwhelming until you contrast them with the prospect of having to explain to a barista why you are wearing scuba gear.

RULE #2

PRACTICE IMPROV ON STUPIDITY.

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how convincingly you pretend you did it on purpose.

FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS

Are these real user submissions?

A mix of curated absurdities and submissions from our Hall of Shame committee.

Can I submit my own ridiculous problem?

Yes! Head over to the Hall of Shame and submit your questionable dilemma to the public catalog.