RANDOM RANDOM · THE UNIVERSAL SUPREME COURT OF DUBIOUS CHOICES

SHOULD I DO IT?

You know what "it" is. We know what "it" is. The entire internet knows what "it" is. Should you pull the trigger?

COMMON SCENARIOS:
High risk, low reward, high story value Nobody will ever find out It will be hilarious for 5 seconds I will definitely regret it tomorrow It violates zero laws but all common sense YOLO (said unironically)

BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID

RULE #1

THE STORY-VALUE FILTER.

Ask yourself: if this goes catastrophically wrong, will it at least make a funny story at a dinner party in three years? If not, abort immediately.

RULE #2

THE FRONT-PAGE TEST.

If your planned action was published on the front page of your hometown newspaper with your full legal name, would you feel proud or would you move to Alaska?

FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS

Is this legally binding?

No. Probably Useless is an entertainment toy with 0% legal authority across all jurisdictions.

What if both choices are equally terrible?

Pick the one that creates the least paperwork.