THE MYTH OF MISSING THE BEST NIGHT EVER.
Ninety percent of nights out involve shouting over bad music in an overcrowded room while spending $22 on carbonated cranberry juice. Assess your bank account first.
The group chat is buzzing. Your bed looks like a warm marshmallow cloud. Which master will you serve?
Ninety percent of nights out involve shouting over bad music in an overcrowded room while spending $22 on carbonated cranberry juice. Assess your bank account first.
If you go, commit to leaving without a grand farewell announcement whenever your battery drops below 5%. It is the adult superpower.
If they are a real friend, a prompt honest message beats dragging an irritable zombie version of yourself into their party.
Pajamas represent a legal border closing. Stay inside.