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SHOULD I GO OUT TONIGHT?

The group chat is buzzing. Your bed looks like a warm marshmallow cloud. Which master will you serve?

COMMON SCENARIOS:
Energy level is at 12% I have $14 in checking I have an 8 AM meeting tomorrow My favorite person is going I haven't left the house in 4 days Already wearing pajamas

BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID

RULE #1

THE MYTH OF MISSING THE BEST NIGHT EVER.

Ninety percent of nights out involve shouting over bad music in an overcrowded room while spending $22 on carbonated cranberry juice. Assess your bank account first.

RULE #2

THE IRISH EXIT GUARANTEE.

If you go, commit to leaving without a grand farewell announcement whenever your battery drops below 5%. It is the adult superpower.

FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS

What if I promised someone I would come?

If they are a real friend, a prompt honest message beats dragging an irritable zombie version of yourself into their party.

What if I am already in pajamas?

Pajamas represent a legal border closing. Stay inside.