TEXTING TEXTING · BEFORE YOU HIT THE BLUE ARROW OF DESTINY

SHOULD I SEND THIS MESSAGE?

Paste your literary masterpiece or raw monologue below. We will judge whether it belongs in the group chat or the incinerator.

COMMON SCENARIOS:
More than 4 paragraphs long Sent with zero punctuation Contains screenshots from 2022 Passive-aggressive smileys included Written while weeping or furious Just says what they needed to hear

BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID

RULE #1

THE RULE OF MAXIMUM DRAFT CONCENTRATION.

Any emotional text that exceeds 120 words can almost always be trimmed down to 8 words without losing any substance. Edit out the theatrical monologues.

RULE #2

SLEEP ON THE BLUE ARROW.

The send button has no undo feature that works after someone has screenshot your thesis and sent it to three group chats. Wait.

FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS

Do you store what I paste into this tool?

No. Probably Useless does not log or harvest private message drafts. We evaluate strictly in-session.

What if it is a professional email?

Remove exclamation marks, delete the phrase "just checking in", and make your request explicit in the first sentence.